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Eat Your Teeth Card

Near Modern Disaster

$ 5.50

When you've got it bad let them know with this amazing sentiment.

  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Printed in the USA on recycled stock
  • Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel + seal closure
  • Blank inside for your personal greeting  

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