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Fucking French Card

Near Modern Disaster

$ 5.95

It's another quarter in the swear jar. My kid makes bank off of me.

  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Printed in the USA on recycled stock
  • Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel + seal closure
  • Blank inside for your personal greeting  

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