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Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Near Modern Disaster

$ 5.95

Pregnant? Bought a new house? Tripped on the sidewalk and broke your front teeth? Sometimes it's all there is to say.

  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Printed in the USA on recycled stock
  • Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel + seal closure
  • Blank inside for your personal greeting  
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