Like Buddy the Elf, but snarky and antisocial: the funny holiday card for your favorite Scrooge. Bah humbug! • A2 greeting card (4.75" x 5.5" • printed on fine 100# stock • made in the USA • cream envelope • comes packaged in a cello sleeve " Reads "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud and off-key so everyone leaves you alone. / Happy Holidays"