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Shit's About to Get Real Stork Card

Modern Printed Matter

$ 6.00

Nothing will prepare you for the amount of diapers your future holds. Sleep? What's that?

  • 4.25" x 5.5"
  • Printed in the USA on 100% PCW recycled paper
  • Paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope
  • Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve
  • Inside reads "Congratulations"

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